
🕯️ Secular Saints Socrates Devotional Candle – Patron Saint of Arguments (8.5" x 2" Glass Votive)
💭 SHOWS YOUR DEVOTION—to Socrates, the patron saint of arguments! Perfect for the humanist, atheist, nihilist, agnostic, spastic, bombastic, or totally regular person in your life.
✅ Adds both figurative and literal flare to any space while celebrating the wisdom (and wit) of the great philosopher.
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Secular Saints Collection: Cultural icons you can believe in
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Front: Image of Saint Socrates
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Back: Patronage details, saint's day, and a unique prayer to inspire and enlighten
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Features: Answers at least two prayers ("I need romantic lighting" & "I need light until the power comes back on")
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Material: Glass
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Dimensions: 8.5" Tall x 2" Diameter (approx. 21.5 cm x 5 cm)
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Design: Classic devotional style with tongue-in-cheek secular twist
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Perfect for: Philosophers, debaters, skeptics, fans of clever gifts
🗣️ Light this candle, know that you know nothing, and launch an enlightened discourse!
🎁 A brilliant, unique gift for friends who love philosophy, debate, or just a good laugh.
✨ Brand new and ready for quick dispatch!
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